Q: How do I join?
A: Talk to one of the leaders (Scout or Ventripotent) or email us at teamvorpalvetanda@gmail.com

Q: Do I have to tryout?
A: Yes, you do.

Q: How will I know if I made the team or not?
A: We will notify you of our decision within two weeks.

Q: Do I have to wear tag?
A: Yes, you are required to wear the tag at all times.

Q: Do I get my own personalized spray?
A: You will recieve a personalized spray if you have been on the team for over a time span of two months.

Q: Does Scout have aids?
A: No, he has herpes.

Q: Is Scout gay?
A: Yes, very much so.

Q: Can I get Scout's herpes from picking up his gun?
A: No, you can TK him and take his shit. [Mug him]